The ever-sensational UK Telegraph has notified us that a 70-year-old man has regained his sight AFTER a stroke.

This has interesting implications for those of us of an age (same as the Internet, darnit) and with congenital vision difficulties. Mine is glaucoma, not to mention a little bit of over-the-hill-itis. All I need to do is wait until I’m a bit farther down the hill, have a stroke, and get my Chuck Yeager vision back, right?